John the Policeman

John the Policeman is a very humble and reserved NPC modeled after this player. He is similar to H_0T as he gives Guards the option to pay $5000 to level up, but he does not give the player an item when you level up like how H_0T gives you his watch. His lines are different from any other NPC, and he does not use grammar. He uses shorthanded English and does not converse with other players often.